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Joke of the Day
"I hate it when people call me contrary. I am *not* contrary!"
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"Just remembered this one I made a few years ago How are the Mafia and the Amish similar? They both don't like wires"
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"My ex just sent me a photo of her having sex with her new boyfriend. I sent it to her Dad"