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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell"
Next Joke
"boys love girls who go barefoot in the summer and comment on the texture of grass and say ""ouch rocks"" when walking on rocks"
"If all the 7 days were to get in a fight, who would win? Either Saturday or Sunday, because all others are week days."
"Almost a billion dollars have been spent on campaign ads so far. It's a good thing our schools & economy are in great shape or I'd be pissed"
"What does a corpse and snow have in common? They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children."
"What do native American and modern day American society have in common? Navaho lot."
"My wife has a seashell tattooed on the inside of her leg if you lay your ear on it, you smell the sea"
"I slept like a baby last night 2 hours of sleep and a whole lot of crying"
"Thank you for explaining the word ""many"" to me. It means a lot."
"I wanna join a gang so I can get in a street fight with a rival gang and intimidatingly snap my fingers to a clever song about friendship."