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Joke of the Day

"What does a corpse and snow have in common? They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children."

"What do you call a girl who friend zones you? M'lady"

"I heard the founder of Apple was actually kidnapped by the government of Mexico Damn Mexicans always stealing our Jobs"

"People don't approve when I run up to them in the street & try to make plaster casts of their faces. At least that's the impression that I get."

"I know I'm more literater than you because of my fancificacious vocabularianistic wordicisms."

"Why is PMS called PMS? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was taken!"

"My wife just told me she loves her man more than anything in the world. I don't know where you are buddy, but I'm gonna find you and and kick your ass."

"I don't understand why people are so upset about Harambe I mean, gorillas get shot by white cops all the time."

"Worrying that ghosts watch you use the toilet is a pretty legitimate concern."

"Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey... I am color blind. :("