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Joke of the Day
"What do native American and modern day American society have in common? Navaho lot."
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"What's the difference between an engineer and a prostitute? An engineer makes a lot of fucking money, whereas a prostitute could make a lot of money fucking."
"Fox News knows we can google stuff, right?"
"10 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date,. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"The one good thing about Hurricane Patricia Clean Drinking water falling from the sky for Mexico!!"
"What's the best part of a boxer's joke? The punch line Found in BL magazine"
"What do you call a blind deer? No Idea. (Hopefully you will get it, repeat twice if you have to) Edit: In case you don't get it, its No Eye Deer. [No Idea]"
"Considered having a one night stand last night just for the funny census results Then I remembered I'm unattractive"
"""Cu Later!"" - a guy who wants some Copper, but not right now."
"When I was young I wanted to join the basketball team... but the coach said they didn't need more basket balls"