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Joke of the Day
"What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs."
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"All this 'Frozen' merchandise is just getting ridiculous. I was at the supermarket earlier and they've now got a whole bloody aisle just for Frozen stuff."
"If at first you don't succeed tell yourself a litany of excuses then numb yourself with Oreo blizzards."
"I bought a new pair of polarizing sunglasses and was asking my friends what they thought of them. They seemed to either love them or hate them."
"I'm pretty sure my kids got my good looks... My wife still has hers."
"CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming."
"One wonders if actual douche bags are now available in Ed Hardy designs."
"What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes? Errorist"
"My plan to reduce shark attacks. Get them hooked on meth. Getting gummed by a toothless shark probably tickles."
"What is the difference between a camel and a college student? Camel can go days without drinking!"