87716
Joke of the Day
"I had a chat with my ex-girlfriend last night. He's doing really well."
Next Joke
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Guurrhggrgrh"
"Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay? Because it was a freight!"
"Him: Your beautiful.... Me: My beautiful what? My beautiful WHAT?!!"
"I bet Taylor Swift still believes in Santa Claus."
"How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? 00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!"
"/r/news hears about Turkey [removed]"
"I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs or anything but I would have made the iPhone charger about 5 feet longer..."
"My wife's a magician. She can turn anything into an argument."
"If the dove is the bird of peace, what's the bird of true love? The swallow."