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Joke of the Day

"""I'll have the Anti-sleeping Prescription"" ""Sir, those are kids"" ""Gimme two"""

"I don't know why some people are so against jokes about the Nazi's They kill in the Jewish communities"

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"Rape jokes aren't funny... They're too forced."

"Before pulled pork, pork just used to stand on the edge of the dance-floor, nodding to the music and looking cool."

"Forgot your password? Hint: your cat's name ~ a crazy cat lady's worst nightmare"

"""Daddy,"" a little girl asked her father, ""do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "" ""No, sweetheart,"" he answered. ""Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"""

"masquerade I went to a masquerade wearing nothing but roller-skates. I went as a pull toy."

"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's head before she died? The Dashboard"

"My roommate said he was going to quite masterbating I asked how that was going. He said, ""I don't know man I just haven't been feeling myself."""