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Joke of the Day
"I'm terrified of elevators I take steps to avoid them"
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"A little boy says ""dad I've heard in some parts of africa a man doesn't know his wife until marriage. The dad says...... ""Son that happens everywhere."""
"My kid wants pizza without the crust AND a side of breadsticks. It appears I've given birth to everything that's wrong with America."
"How come you never see elephants hiding up trees? Because they are really good at it."
"How come the government can keep printing money But when I do it, it's a crime?"
"What was Saddam Husseins favourite TV show? Despot Housewives"
"ME: *vaping* FRIEND: is that just a fountain pen? ME: *ink all over my teeth* nope"
"You know, I'm really worried about future of Kickstarter with all this talk about cannabis legalization. Nobody wants to have to sift through even more half baked ideas."
"*stares at phone* why cant i sleep *puts phone face-up on bed, the screen brigtness bathes my room in a light mor powerfubl than the sun* oh"
"Before he started smoking cigarettes, Coolio was just called io."