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Joke of the Day

"My Grandpa Raymond and his wife live in a retirement community for swingers. What are his favorite underwear made out of? Ray on Paulie's Ester"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it."

"Why is Klezmer music so addictive? Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!"

"If countries don't want revolutions, they should stop putting large public squares in the middle of their cities. So stupid!"

"After viewing The Aristocrats, What are Redditors version of this joke. Surely this place can come up with some pretty dirty shit for this one."

"A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage ""No, I'm travelling light"" \[]/"

"What starts with an A and has a boom at the end? Allahu akbar"

"What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar? Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee."

"Why did Trump go to space? Because hot air rises"

"Where does a redditor get most of his news from? The Hydraulic Press"