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Joke of the Day

"If countries don't want revolutions, they should stop putting large public squares in the middle of their cities. So stupid!"

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"What do you get 18 years after fucking your sister? A vote for Trump."
"Hey ladies, No Shave November ain't for you. Just saw some gal lookin' like she was tryin' to smuggle a cactus in her yoga pants. Merica."