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Joke of the Day
"Why did Trump go to space? Because hot air rises"
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"What's the plural of Ebola West Africa Credit goes to /u/Malfunkdung"
"Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?? There was nothing left but de Brie."
"""if you could be any animal what would you be"" a cat ""why a cat"" [imagines being a complete shithead for literally no reason] naps and stuff"
"Did you hear about the problem at the Indian bread factory? Turns out it was a naan issue."
"Don't listen to anything your ex boyfriend says. He is always wrong. Unless he says you're spectacular and give good head, then, he is right"
"You know what they say about assumptions, right? They say that they are generally wrong."
"Do you want to 68? You go down on me and I'll owe you one."
"I once had a small part in a porn movie. It was cold that day."
"Al Gore to play role of The Joker in a new Batman Trilogy Why so serial?"