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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards? A Czech Republic"

"What do you get, if you cross a bad joke with a rhetorical question? ..."

"How do you impress a girl? By growing up."

"What if Bruce Jenner's whole ""Caitlyn"" thing is just a big joke, but nobody gets it because ... ... women aren't funny ?"

"Why are Jews so good at making action movies? Shlo-mo."

"What's Gordon Ramsay's favourite movie? It's still fucking Frozen!!!"

"Strip club[OC] So I'm at the strip club and this huge breasted woman comes up to me and slaps me silly with her left titty. Guy sitting next to me says,""bet that's gonna leave a lasting mammary."""

"LPT: To baby-proof your home: put your front doorknob like 4 feet off the ground so the babies can't reach it. Then those fuckers won't get in!"

"What does a terrorist tell hes son? Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To knock knock on the door, walk into the bar and change the lightbulb."