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Joke of the Day
"Why are Jews so good at making action movies? Shlo-mo."
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"I don't trust people with graph paper... They're always plotting something."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !"
"Oi, shower curtain - nobody likes you, we just tolerate you. Stop going in for a hug."
"Me: *breathes"" My parents: you need to watch that attitude young man."
"What's the difference between Caitlyn Jenner and a 6 year old pretending to be a T-Rex? The 6 year old never killed anyone with a car"
"What's the most intelligent breakfast? A Stephen Fry-up."
"Young guy goes in for his annual physical Doctor says: You have to stop masturbating Young man: What?! Why?? Doctor: Because I'm trying to examine you!"
"What's the difference between Ellen Pao and hitler? Hitler at least helped his people."
"What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle? I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!"