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Joke of the Day

"How do you impress a girl? By growing up."

"WARNING: There's an email going round... ...offering Processed Pork, Gelatin, and Salt in a Can. If you get this email, DO NOT OPEN IT. It's spam!"

"I like my women like I like my psychiatrists... Jung."

"Why did the cows cross the road? They wanted to go to the mooo....vies"

"What did one testicle say to the other testicle? Don't talk to the guy in the middle. He is a dick!"

"A giant porn conspiracy has been uncovered.... It was run by the illuminaughty"

"How many dogs does it take to change a tampon? 26"

"A leper gave me the finger the other day I was upset, but I still did the right thing and gave it back"

"Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College? Psi Phi."

"Where do galaxies go to college? University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)"