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Joke of the Day
"How do you impress a girl? By growing up."
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"What does sex have in common with a savings account? You lose interest once you make a withdrawal"
"Came back from the doctor and told my wife that I was perfectly healthy and I could've sworn she mouthed the word ""crap""."
"I doubt my inferiority complex is as good as everyone else's"
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney."
"TSA: Sir, you can't bring that bottle of whiskey on the flight. Me: Um, this is my Service Whiskey. See his little vest? TSA: ...."
"Today I realised I really want to tie the knot with the missus. Anyone know where I can find instructions for noose tying?"
"I met a guy named Richard... I said, ""Can I call you Ritchie or are you gonna be a Dick about it?"""
"Do you people like your catfish battered and deep fried?"
"Fun fact about Germany... Fooled ya... There's nothing funny about Germany"