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"What do you get, if you cross a bad joke with a rhetorical question? ..."
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"What did the saucer say to the teacup? You have a hot bottom."
"What is a martian's favourite chocolate? A mars bar"
"reggae band i've just started playing triangle in a reggae band. i just stand there and ting."
"Just want to be bitten by a spider without the obligation of becoming a superhero."
"If sexual frustration could be transferred into a usable energy source, I would be sitting on a gold mine"
"Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA? Yoghurt has a culture."
"My wife's signature move is asking me a question then turning on the faucet when I answer."
"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken, came.... In another box!"
"As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"