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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when Batman leaves church early? Christian bale."

"What do you call someone who steals a glacier? An iceberglar"

"How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark's parents? Just one buck."

"How can a room full of couples be empty? There wasn't a single person in there."

"Dad: Tall latte Barista: Sure thing. Can I get a name? Dad: What your parents didn't give you one? *all the other dad's give him high fives*"

"How do you kill a hipster? You drown him in the mainstream."

"Interview Joke Interviewer: Why should we hire you Interviewee: Coz you are hiring :)"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ? Ahmed a big mistake coming here !"

"When I go see my drug dealer, she makes me lay on a couch and talk to her for an hour first."

"""Wife stabs husband with squirrel"" was on the news.. Does anyone know how to sharpen a Squirrel?"