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Joke of the Day

"Watching Benjamin Button. Never gets old."

"I'm a shy person with low self-esteem, but I'll tell you a great joke ..if you promise not to laugh."

"But let's get real here guys I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather."

"Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up."

"*lives in a crumbling democracy on a slow terrible decline* hellll yes who just got two green lights in a row"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry made it out of the chamber."

"my last girlfriend broke up wth me after she went through my phone and i refused to tell her why i searched for goth grandpas"

"My resolution for the new year is... 1080p"

"Knock knock (Palestinian version)... ...who's there? - Ya - Ya who? - Yahudi!"

"Apple announces iPhone bug that allows it to be hacked with a single click, in a 'more intuitive and natural way than an Android bug'."