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Joke of the Day

"A lot of people think your quarter life crisis starts at 25 but actually your whole life can be a crisis."

"I had to neuter my dog today... his name was Bruce but now I call him Caitlyn."

"Did you guys hear about the girl that had three vaginas? She kept getting fucked left, right and centre."

"They Call this a condition... LOL Binge Eating Disorder. http://www.bingeeatingdisorder.com/"

"Kids: Dad why have you never taken us swimming [thinking of an excuse because I can't swim] Me: I got killed by a shark once"

"Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year!"

"They've just released a female version of Viagra. It's called Niagara."

"Whats the difference between Eminem & Slim Shaddy Eminem would fuck you and Slim Shady would fuck you and your mom"

"why do feminists have two more brain cells than a cow? so when you play with their tits they don't shit on the floor."

"Its and old, old joke... But some how it came to mind last night: ""Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" (Tnx to Jeff Greenfield)"