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Joke of the Day

"I asked a German girl her number. Apparently, it was 999-999-9999."

"Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!"

"If Trump gets elected, I'm moving to Mexico. Then at least there's a wall to protect me."

"What do you call a Canadian Spy Agency? The CIEh"

"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip!"

"Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift? A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register."

"I love when commercials are like ""because four million people can't be wrong,"" because then I'm like, ""Really? even Nazi Germany?"""

"In soviet Russia..... Road crosses chicken"

"As my wife gave birth all the doctors yelled, ""Push!"" I was convinced it was a Pull door."

"What is the hardest part in coming out of the closet? Telling your parents you are gay."