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Joke of the Day
"Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him? Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY."
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"A shower so cold, you call it by your exes name"
"What's a blonde with a shotgun in wheat field? .. A cereal killer !"
"If Steve Rogers was a drink, what drink would he be? An Iced Cap"
"I don't believe in Santa I guess you could say I'm a rebel without a Claus."
"""Life's too short to remove USB safely"""
"If television has taught me anything, it's that I can totally outrun an explosion."
"You are being approached by a lawyer, a lion and a gang member. You are armed with a gun and two bullets. What do you do? Shoot the lawyer. Twice."
"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? it's a pretty obscure number.... i'm sure you haven't heard of it."