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Joke of the Day

"What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub? [removed]"

"Why do riot police like to get to work early? To beat the crowd."

"Just tried to massage a stressed worm but I did it too hard and now it's dead and arguably more stressed than before"

"If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, he was probably really freaked out when we started"

"A blind person walks in to a bar."

"It's impossible not to look creepy whispering to a child"

"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? (Polish version)(NSFW) Wipe your dick on the window curtains."

"What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a birth certificate? A birth certificate states the sex."

"How many potatoe does it take to kill a Latvian? none (inspired by /u/aces613 )"

"[drive-thru at 2am] Whaazzuupp!? Lemme gets 12 tacos, 6 burritos, and a Diet Coke. Booyah! Neighbor's mailbox: ..."