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Joke of the Day

"Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!"

"What are your go to jokes? I was at an event the other day and someone asked ""So... anyone know any jokes?"" What's everyone's ""go to"" joke in social situations?"

"Where are new Starcraft players born? In the noobula"

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."

"My doctor said I can get back to my college weight if I simply go for a brisk three hundred mile walk each morning."

"What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four"

"Deep Thoughts Do you think that, when two police officers are having sex, they appreciate the fact that they are copulating?"

"Why did the mathematician move to Seattle? He liked LaGrange bands"

"That pie smells so good I jizzed in my pants... I guess you could say I came to my senses."

"If Paula Deen's new cookbook isn't titled 'Fifty Shades of Gravy', I'm going to lose a considerable amount of money on the bet I just made."