201907

Joke of the Day

"If Paula Deen's new cookbook isn't titled 'Fifty Shades of Gravy', I'm going to lose a considerable amount of money on the bet I just made."

"What do you do after raping a deaf girl? Break her fingers so she cant tell anyone."

"What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team? One of them is a bunch of cunning runts"

"What's my New Year resolution? Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i."

"Bruce Jenner should legally change his name to Trans"

"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go into a store without Robin."

"what's the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in church has hope in her soul whilst the girl in the bathtub has..."

"A joke about all the leaders of the countries the U.S. has invaded... [removed] > > > > > > From power."

"Did you hear about the guy who's left arm and leg got cut off? He has **crippling** depression"

"I always get ""homophobe"" and ""homophone"" mixed up. I just know one of them likes caulk."