201829

Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four"

"I made up a color in my head today. It was a pigment of my imagination."

"Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did? He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone."

"Why was the paranormal convention cancelled? Due to unforseen circumstances"

"Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff? Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose"

"I really want to get into BDSM I just need someone to show me the ropes"

"Pete Rose is really bummed that Major League Baseball didn't reinstate him... he was gettin' some great odds bettin' they would"

"Whats the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race"

"I would have fucking loved to have been there when Mary and Joseph tried to explain to Jesus where babies come from."

"My iPhone keeps auto-correcting ""My iPhone keeps auto-correcting"" to "" You don't have a fucking iPhone, asshole""."