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Joke of the Day

"Deep Thoughts Do you think that, when two police officers are having sex, they appreciate the fact that they are copulating?"

"I will die on a white floor just to mess with the chalk outline guy."

"What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai doesn't like the flintstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi doo"

"I got a facial tonight by hovering over the boiling water before throwing in the mac n cheese."

"Women age like fine wine... In my basement"

"An Investigator would also be a good name for a crocodile with tons of venture capital. FYI, i know the difference between the two but it doesn't sound right with a word echo."

"Summing up my life in 5 words: 'I fail at maths'"

"It takes a real man to be a juggler You've got to have balls to do it"

"Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts."

"Now I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she out in the field with a shovel & idk man she's diggin for somethin. Oh burying a body? Ok then"