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"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."

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"(From my 7 year old) Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon? Because she'll just let it go."
"Serving weak coffee should be a criminal offense."
"Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan."
"*Whispers in random chicks ear ""I have pizza in the van"""
"What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!"
"I always draw track marks on my arms and cough a lot when visiting family so that no one asks me to hold their baby or help prepare food."
"There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks."
"An honest lawyer. What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron."
"What do you say when German secret police is bugging you? geSTAHPo!"
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