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Joke of the Day

"A new definition of the word ""shrimp"" A girl whose body is so good but you want to cut her head off."

"My psychiatrist is mad at me, told him I could hear people but couldn't see them...he said when does this happen...I said over the phone"

"What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common? Those who practice them don't want any beef with people."

"What did the guy who got fired for always being late say? It was just a matter of time."

"I wish prostitutes would learn a lesson from eBay ...and do away with insertion fees."

"Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor."

"If you can't hear me it's because I'm in parentheses."

"8- Dad, why is there oxygen on earth, but not on any other planet? M- Are you sure you just don't want to know where baby's come from?"

"Why wasn't Cinderella good at sports? Because her coach was a pumpkin"