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Joke of the Day

"A new definition of the word ""shrimp"" A girl whose body is so good but you want to cut her head off."

"""GRAAAAAAIIIINNNNS"" Vegetarian Zombie"

"I'm wearing a burqa, fencing mask, & a welding helmet while reading a book on cannibalism & an old lady on the bus still wants to chat."

"Why couldnt the feminist screw in a lightbulb? Because there was a glass ceiling."

"If I ever have a daughter, i'm gonna name her Desire And when she is 18, I'll kick her out of the house and when she asks why, I'll say ""Because all suffering comes from desire""."

"Crime on multi-story car parks, it's wrong on so many levels."

"New twist on an old joke (long) Don't know if this is the right place for this but I think fellow joke-lovers will think it's amazing. http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/11/18/guy-walks-into-a-bar"

"My wife just opened a jar of pickles by herself and I can't help but believe my days around here are numbered..."

"don't even talk to me if you can't name all three powerpuff girls."

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