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Joke of the Day
"Sex is like putting money in the bank.... When you take it out, the interest is all gone."
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"Do cats like Deadmau5? I mean he is a mouse himself, but maybe they like the concept?"
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"A JokeExplainBot walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Hey! We don't serve robots in here."" The JokeExplainBot replies menacingly, ""Oh, you will... Someday, you will."""
"People always ask, would you rather be right or happy? I have always found I'm happiest when I'm right!"
"Dear God, when I said six zeros salary, I didn't mean only zeros."
"I was born caesarean. You can't really tell, although, whenever I leave the house I go out through the window."
"My lesbian friend gave a me a Rolex for my birthday. I don't think she understood when I said: ""I wanna watch."""
"How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out? How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? ""With nachos."
"First day on the new job, Boss says ""We're going to give a drug test"" and I said ""Great, I know all about drugs."""