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Joke of the Day
"I thought I saw an octopus but it was just 8 eels kissing a butternut squash."
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"Doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex But the wife insists it says its for Dyslexia"
"Me: I won't be in due to a VOLCANO Boss: ..we live, in Florida..? Me: IRRELEVANT Boss: Me: *opens 3rd bottle of vodka, puts on arm floaties*"
"I once ate an entire pack of rope I shit you knot."
"I wanted to tell you a joke about my favourite Michael Jackson album but it's Bad"
"Why is a doctor always calm? He got a lot of patients"
"Strong people don't put others down.. They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum damage."
"That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ""single"" and your ex likes it."
"Over the past year my sexual perversions have been getting more perverse. But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom."
"""Clue"" is a board game about people trapped in a house and one of them is a homicidal maniac who has just killed. Ages 8 and up."