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Joke of the Day

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan."

"She had silky hair and legs that went on for days. I was in bed with a horse."

"I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep."

"*buys extra movie ticket seat so I'll have a place to put my microwave bc I'll be damned if I'm paying that much for popcorn"

"Damn girl, are you a condom? Because after I get you off my D, I never want to see you again."

"What do you call a chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Ceasar salad."

"It's an old true fact that girls like bad boys so don't text them back real fast and when you do say you were in a time out."

"Pretty cute that my husband wanted to role-play that I was his maid and then not break character for 14 years."

"The worst part about ""Friends"" being canceled is that I've now been stuck with Rachel's last haircut since 2004."

"""Hey, long time. Wassup?"" should be auto-corrected to ""Dude. Can you do me a favor?"""