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Joke of the Day

"What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people? Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome."

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"Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code."
"All right, Mr. Bank Guy. My business plan is forcing my pregnant dog to drink beer so its puppies are deformed and I can make money off them"
"Wife: Did you pay the mortgage yet? Me: Do you think surfers in India are called Hindudes? Wife: What? Me: What? Communication is hard"
"Someday, I hope to befriend a friendly panhandler & learn the secrets of handling pans firsthand."
"Damn girl, are you Life Alert? cause you just called the cops."
"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's mind before she died. The windshield."
"President Trump! What about the aliens from space? We need a ROOF!"
"""A father says to his son,"" ""It's going to be tough in this recession."" The son says ""Tell me something I don't know."" The father says ""Your mum's ass can take my whole fist."""
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