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Joke of the Day

"Someday, I hope to befriend a friendly panhandler & learn the secrets of handling pans firsthand."

"NEW YEAR'S LOGIC 1. The planet is passing through an arbitrary spot on its unceasing orbit around the sun. 2. Time to lay off chocolate."

"Famous Deaths happen in 3s... Sunday it was Mr Fuji, Yesterday it was Gene Wilder, Today it was the Minnesota Vikings season."

"Why are camouflage jokes always great? Because you never see them coming."

"I'm having problems with favstar. Can all of you trophy me to see if it's working right now? Thanks."

"I'm really into Chomsky, Noam sayin'?"

"Uncle Robert was talking to his nephew Jimmy ""Uncle Bobby, how did you become my uncle?"" ""Well Jimmy, your parents went wham-bam and now Bob's your uncle."""

"A redditor discovers that the world will end in 23 hours... The news never even got to report on it."

"Did you hear about the new camouflage turban? It helps you hide and Sikh."

"Don't confuse your path with your destination. Just because it's stormy now doesn't mean you aren't headed for sunshine."