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Joke of the Day
"Yeah I can take a hint. I'm not going to though."
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"Really short Mexicans should be called paragraphs Because they're not long enough to be an essay..."
"*comes home from poker night earlier than usual looks at wife while picking up the dog and leaves without saying anything*"
"What do you call a black woman with 8 abortions? A crime fighter."
"*goes to pond* *duck hands me $100* ""Give me the hard stuff."" *hands over bag of croutons*"
"""WHAT DO WE WANT?"" i havent decided yet ""WHEN DO WE WANT IT?"" i still need a few more mins with the menu you are a really terrible waiter"
"What bank do birds open accounts with? The one with the most branches!"
"Wayne Rooney said he wants to be a manager after he retires ""Burger King or McDonalds"" was his response when asked where."
"What's the easiest way to come out of the closet? 1. Open door 2. Walk out"
"If you get nervous when the IT support desk takes control of your computer remember they're whispering ""no weirdos please"" to themselves."