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Joke of the Day
"What's the easiest way to come out of the closet? 1. Open door 2. Walk out"
Next Joke
"What did C say to E? She wants the D."
"They should make realistic pregnancy test commercials. 2 best friends in a bathroom praying for a neg & celebrating w a shot & a happy dance"
"A chemist walks into a bar and orders a glass of h2o... The next guy in line says, ""I'll have a glass of h2o, too."" He died shortly after."
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef strokinoff"
"Fuck you, little sticker on produce!"
"What would you call the Flintstones if they were black in 2015? The Flintstones."
"My friend asked me if I ever missed the idea of being in the womb. I said ""The only thing I'd miss was my umbilical cord....."" I was very attached to it."
"In order to write a good essay about trees.. ..you'll need to write a good photosynThesis."
"How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!"