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Joke of the Day

"""WHAT DO WE WANT?"" i havent decided yet ""WHEN DO WE WANT IT?"" i still need a few more mins with the menu you are a really terrible waiter"

"What did southern, black children bring to school to eat? Lynchables"

"Two nuns are riding their bicycles to the Vatican First nun shouts to the other ""I've never come this way before!"" The second nun replies ""don't worry it's just the cobblestones."""

"Did you hear about the teacher who was always cross eyed? She struggled to control her pupils."

"Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox? He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini."

"Did you hear about the girl who went on a date with a cannibal? I hear he ate her pussy."

"With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years"" -Bob Monkhouse"

"A clown tries to get insurance for his company, but the agent says Agent: Sorry, we don't do any funny business here."

"Snickers wrapper: ""contains peanuts"", I expected, but ""brief language"" and ""partial nudity"" was a total surprise."

"Knock knock! 'Who's there?' 'To' 'To who' '*to whom' 'Kill yourself'"