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Joke of the Day
"For dinner last night, all I wanted was some bread that wasn't indian But we had naan"
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"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed? Isaac Newton died a virgin."
"Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus"
"Fun prank: Find a sleeping spider, crawl in its mouth and lay your eggs. Turn the tables. Give nature the finger. Live it up."
"So a man walks into a bar His drinking problem is destroying his family"
"3 guys walked into a bar to watch football... none of them knew what was going on."
"A businessman becomes a president Seriously this is a fucking joke"
"Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft."
"My haircuts are just like my sex life Usually do it myself and there's a big mess I hate cleaning up afterwards."
"What is something all Hispanic people write in college? An ese."