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Joke of the Day
"Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft."
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"I have a great joke about Native Americans But... I'm afraid some people will have some reservations against it."
"How could 911 have been an outside job If the planes came from the inside?"
"Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related."
"What do you say when you see a rainbow colored seacow O the hue manatee"
"The NSA can see our emails but can they see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"
"What does a Frog use to fish with? A TAD POLE."
"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael"
"Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can make dinner and get head at the same time."
"Do you have eggs for breakfast? Kevin bacon"