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Joke of the Day
"Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft."
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"It's never EVER a good idea to fart during a 69. That's how they found me underneath their bed."
"I couldn't afford a vacation in Mexico, so I watched the Spanish channel all day and ate some undercooked chicken."
"God: Basically u just chill. Cow: Nice. God: I mean, at first. Cow: ...then? God: Then people murder u to eat ur insides & wear u as a coat."
"I keep a banana in my bathroom It's for scale."
"What is a composer's favorite vegetable? Bach choy."
"Hope is a single man's game... A married man can't get none ""I hope she ain't mad"" she is. ""I hope I get head tonight"" you won't. ""I hope I'm not in trouble"" you are."
"What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone."
"My dentist told me I grind at night I was unaware he even saw me at the club"
"Marry with that girl If a Girl says's :- I Don't like Shopping "" !! . . . . . . . Then Marry Her !!...:D"