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Joke of the Day

"My haircuts are just like my sex life Usually do it myself and there's a big mess I hate cleaning up afterwards."

"I may not be able to use by the ""N"" word... But at least I can say things like ""Hey Dad"", and ""Thanks for the warning Officer!""."

"What do you call a electric Volkswagen? A **Volts**wagon"

"Reddit, what is your best one-two line joke? I heard one recently, what do you get when you put TNT in a bra? Tit bits."

"What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ? Turns over a new leaf !"

"What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath? Throw in your washing."

"What did the spanish soccer announcer invest in? **GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**"

"Plot twist: The Rock isn't Kid Rock's real dad."

"I brought a glue gun to a knife fight. Those knives aren't going anywhere."

"Q: What is a volcano? A: A mountain with the hiccups."