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Joke of the Day

"What is something all Hispanic people write in college? An ese."

"How come when a child shouts ""This is dumb"" at a wedding it's considered cute, but when I do it, I'm immediately replaced by another priest?"

"I was going to tell a straight joke... Vagina fuck it"

"The difference between being erotic and being kinky? It's erotic if you use a feather... ...but it's *kinky* if you use the whole chicken."

"I have so may gay friends... I can't keep them straight."

"I don't know why some people are so against jokes about the Nazi's They kill in the Jewish communities"

"what idiot named it erectile dysfunction instead of ballzheimer's"

"What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!"

"Why does bread not have eyebrows? Because it's bread."

"I feel like Pitbull is what happens when you give a shift supervisor at Aeropostale a record deal"