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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my mummy !"
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"What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated? He works it out with a pencil."
"What do you call a prostitute with her hands down her skirt? Self employed"
"Why are atheists poor? because its a non-prophet organisation."
"I opened my front door this morning to find a large black coffin. I gave him a pack of Lockets and told him to fuck off."
"What's a 6.9 A good time ruined by the period?"
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup Everyone can roast beef"
"Sometimes Jesus asks himself, ""What would some self-righteous hypocrite do?"""
"What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Wife."
"I can't believe this couple has been together for 22 years. DEEZ NUTS."