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Joke of the Day

"What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee? Getting ready for work"

"Pretty sure I just did some classical ballet move as I got off the computer chair to get to the kitchen and saw a spider on my floor."

"3yr old: [whispering] I have a secret ""What it is, sweetie?"" 3: [shouting] I POOPED! ""Do you know what a secret is?"" 3: [whispering] no."

"What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician? Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts..."

"Why can't Mexico beat the US in the Olympics? Because all their runners, jumpers and swimmers are already here."

"How do chemists poison each other? With a Pb & J sandwich"

"How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's throw a party while we're at it."

"I call bullshit, airport baby changing station! I wanted an Asian baby but I'm stuck with the white kid I flew in with."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 15 years"

"Who are the 3 most famous black women? 1. Oprah 2. Aunt Jamima 3. Motha Fucka"