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Joke of the Day
"What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated? He works it out with a pencil."
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"Some guy died at the gym... They had to deadlift him out."
"What did the keyboard say to the mouse? stop with the cheesey jokes!"
"A waiter took my plate before I was done and I watched him carry it away like it was my sibling who was just chosen for the hunger games"
"Sockets What did one socket say to the other? Stay grounded."
"What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke"
"So a guy walks into Walgreen's. He asks the druggist for a bottle of Viagra. Druggist says, ""Do you have a prescription?"" Guy says, ""No, but I have a picture of the wife."""
"What do you call 69-ing in China? Tu Can Chu"
"Did you hear about the guy who tried to drown his wife with cough syrup before finally strangling her to death? He was jailed for pre-medicated murder."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the mountains."