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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe this couple has been together for 22 years. DEEZ NUTS."

"Headache A guy asked his wife how she slept and she said 'not well, I was up in the night with a headache'. 'Funny', he said, 'I don't remember waking up and asking you for sex'."

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land."

"What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping? Meringue-harangue"

"What do you call a rapist in the friendzone? A stalker."

"What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes"

"What do you call a baby deer's droppings? FawnDoo! Nailed it."

"COP: Do you realize you were speeding back there? ME: Can you be sure it wasn't just the planet slowing down? COP: I'm listening"

"Corny Ass Joke Did you hear about the man forgotten in a freezer? I guess we can say he's fresh to death."

"It's so flat... It's so flat in North Dakota, you can watch your dog run away for two weeks."