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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup Everyone can roast beef"
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"Two budgies sitting on a perch One says to the other: can you smell fish?"
"Why is Jeb! Bush still running for president? Because the Bush family thinks that no child should be left behind."
"Why did the basketball receive medical attention? He was passed out."
"Avin a shat on the big loo wif all me mates"
"What is brown and sticky? A stick...."
"what is a gays least favorite fruit? cantaloupe"
"""I'm old."" -everyone over the age of 18"
"Paranoids ""You can learn alot about paranoids, just by following them around."""
"I stole a Tom Cruise movie from the store the other day... It was Risky Business."