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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a prostitute with her hands down her skirt? Self employed"

"What did the apathetic philosopher doctor say? Who cures?"

"What did they change the name of the gay bar in Orlando to? No Pulse"

"CHRISTMAS BONUS Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here? Secretary: My lawyer."

"Why was the programmer unhappy at his job? He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out."

"Sitting around the outdoor campfire I chuckle to myself My friend asks, what's so funny? I reply, ""I can't tell you out here, it's an inside joke."""

"A Priest, a Rabbi, a Nun, two gorillas, a leopard, a horse, two turtles, and a dragonfly walk into a bar. Bartender yells, ""What is this, some sort of joke?"""

"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? PUMPKIN PI"

"I hate school and got caught skipping the other day... My principal said, ""Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."""

"I like my women like my heroin Smuggled in a tiny box from South East Asia"