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Joke of the Day
"Drugs are not a solution! Until you mix them with water"
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"Can Bernie Sanders recover? From his devastating win in Michigan?"
"When a traffic light is out of service you should just treat the intersection as a post-apocalyptic demolition derby."
"I recently turned 18 and got an eye test Kind of bummed I didn't get adult super vision"
"""Doctor: Put the IV in. Nurse: The 4 what?"" - chronic problem in Roman emergency rooms"
"Indian man's pick up line Once you go brown you never turn around..."
"Poker doesn't work well in Africa. There's just too many cheetahs."
"From now on everyone should start saying ""No"" when asked to be put on hold."
"Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan? Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)"
"Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet? A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!"