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Joke of the Day
"What is the gardener's favourite fruit? Plantain."
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"I asked Luke Perry what today's date was, and he said... 9/02/10! This joke is only funny today, once in a lifetime joke! Spread the love"
"WIFE: Please take the trash out ME: Ok *later that night* ME: I'm having a nice time TRASH: Wow, the food here is spicy AF"
"as punishment, the townspeople force me to wear a prominent, scarlet letter ""A"", which stands for ""a big piece of shit who loves crime"""
"Some people are like base model cars, you can see the spots where all the normal stuff should be, but it's just never been installed."
"I fell asleep on a tanning bed... Now I'm out of my grandfather's will"
"I have a fetish fetish. Things that turn me on turn me on."
"My girlfriend turned to me and said ""Dave, I think we've come to the end of the road."" ""Why?"" I said, shocked. ""We're in a river."""
"Is anyone going to tell America's Funniest Home Videos about youtube?"