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Joke of the Day

"What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica? Freezing."

"This afternoon I just relaxed on the couch and masturbated. The psychiatrist took a lot of notes."

"Eggs What does an embryo say when it's serious? No yolk!"

"Did you see the frog perform in the opera last night? Why yes, she was absolutely ribbeting."

"What did they say about both the winner and the loser of the sock-pairing competition? His pairs are unmatched!"

"What was Boaz like before he got married? Ruthless."

"What does the Fox say? not the news"

"I asked a terrorist how his day was going... He said it was great, his son died in a car bombing. The only problem? His son borrowed his car."

"What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !"

"I had a frozen apple for lunch today It was hardcore"