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Joke of the Day
"What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica? Freezing."
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"Some coworkers remind me of my ex, because I would jump in front of a bus to get out of a conversation with them too."
"Did you hear the one about the German who couldn't find his fruit cake? It was Stollen."
"so apparently there is no such thing as a valentine santa and i'm not sure whose lap i just sat on at the mall."
"acquaintances (tv show, sitcom): six peopel avoid grabbing a cup of coffee together for 10 years"
"What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure? Bearied."
"How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it on one side, then throw it in the pot!"
"Steam Greenlight"
"Your first car is a lot like anal... ...you don't really want it but your stepdad gives it to you anyway."
"I used to live in a tea cup I know what you're thinking, pour you"