28078
Joke of the Day
"Confucius say... French girl high maintenance. Chinese girl Lo Mein-tenance."
Next Joke
"My friend and I tried to start an erectile dysfunction club... ...but it flopped and nobody came."
"If I'm ever arrested, I would use my one phone call for pizza."
"Why did Uhuru get mad? Because William Shatner."
"My therapist says I should stop breaking into his house to tell him all my problems ... and also that he's not a therapist ."
"Why is it called the sistine chapel? Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet."
"Yoda: Clouded, your future is. Anakin: Are you smoking pot again? Yoda: Six cheeseburgers, I want."
"why does a boxer have miscarriages.... ...because she punch backs whenever the baby kicks"
"If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome... I would employ lots of woman whose sole job will be to call me handsome."
"I hate autocorrect... It turns my writing into a total duckfest."