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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager."
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"what did the buffalo say when his son left for college? bye son"
"So Kim Jong-un is claiming he personally hacked into Sony's servers in retaliation to them broadcasting a spoof interview. Is there no end to this Olympic gold Medallist's talent?"
"Why does the forest stink during a storm? Because the trees break wind."
"What Were Mussolini's Secret Police Called? The Gazpacho"
"[Taken 26] Abductor: I have your great granddaughter LIAM NEESON: I literally died 12 years ago"
"Abortion is an out of body experience for fetuses"
"Considering you can be anything you want on the internet, it's amazing how many choose to be stupid."
"One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey. ICU baby, shaking that ass."
"A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, motherf*cker."