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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager."
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"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It will take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chick."
"A kid was born without eye lids, so they used the spare skin from his circumcision to form some. Everything turned out fine, except... the doctor said he was a little cockeyed."
"A woman never wakes up her second baby just to see it smile."
"I wanted to upload the Mexico-Chile game to PornHub... ... but PornHub said they don't accept rape."
"What did the deaf person get after having sex with a hooker? Hearing AIDS."
"What does a wolf cough up after eating a rabbit? A hare ball"
"Brushed the fur off my couch and made another cat."
"Roses are red, Twitter is blue, you look bangable, so I'll follow you"
"Did you hear about the dwarf fortune teller that killed two of his clients? Police are looking for a small medium at large."